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Parents: What foreign language class are you taking this year?
Me: Math.

someonecalledmefamous:

mu5icliz:

germansam:

tokyosluts:

Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation

It’s like being dead without the commitment.

an open relationship with death

death with benefits

scienceheroextraordinaire:

0ver-doze:

lamp

guaranteed to make your friends shit themselves

(Source: gaksdesigns)

(Source: liliannacross)

nedbert:

i was never the same ever since they changed chucke cheese’s mascot 

hannahbeezy:

If I like you and I’m comfortable around you, I’m going to get weird.

fuckyeahlaughters:

confusedmindbutclassy:

coaster:

I LOVE THIS OMFG

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

(Source: cplsblog)

Artist: John Newman

Track: Love Me Again
Plays: 11

desssays:

Love Me Again - John Newman

lastchanceavalanche:

Reaction after some great sex

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cannibal-swag:

starksexual:

i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it

I can imagine Hannibal saying that to Jack and Will in the background whispering holy shit